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我做啥了？为什么非要和你见面？ Did I do something?Why do I have to meet you?
我实在看不出有什么必要 I don't really see what the benefit is...
非得当面说 有事儿电话上说不就行了吗 不都一样吗？ in telling me in person, as opposed to telling me on the phone. It's the same thing.
就当我们都是盲人 行不行？ Just pretend we're blind. What's the matter with that?
盲人就不用见面 That's what it is for them.
我老婆回家了 My wife is home.
-嗨 -嗨 你在给谁打电话？ - Hello. - Hi! Who are you talking to?
-理查德路易斯 -快说完 - Richard Lewis. - Get off.
我被命令挂电话了 I've been ordered off the phone.
好 那10分钟后那里见 Okay, I'll meet you there in 10 minutes.
好的 很好 All right, very good.
医生怎么说？ What did the doctor say?
他说我这是皮肤炎 He said that I have dermatitis.
-真的？ -嗯 - Really? - Yeah.
但是要是我把这个药开了 涂在身上 就没事了 But if I get this filled, and put it on, it'll be fine.
你没必要退开 我想这不传染的吧 You don't have to back up. I don't think it's contagious.
到底传不传染？ Is it contagious?
-你怎么得上这病的？这到底是啥？ -我也不知道 某种病毒吧 - How'd you get that? What is it? - I have no idea, it's a virus.
但他说我只要一天涂三次这个 就没问题了 But he said if I take this three times a day, rub it on, it'll be fine.
我把这个给你 是想你能拿去药房 I'm passing it over to you because I'm hoping you'll take it to the drugstore.
我得先去见理查德路易斯 他想给我说个啥事儿 I have to meet Richard Lewis first. He wants to talk to me about something.
谁知道是啥 而且... God knows, and...
-我以为我们要出去吃饭 -是要出去啊 - I thought we were going to dinner. - No, we are.
所以 我先和他碰面 然后去把药取了... So, I'll get the prescription filled, after I talk to him...
然后...我可以和你在饭店碰面吗？因为我没有付... and can I meet you at the restaurant, because it doesn't pay...
那我们就要开两辆车... Then we'll have two cars...
否则我就得跑好远回来接你 本来就在饭店旁边的 But I'll have to come all the way back to get you. It's right by the restaurant.
我不想开我的车 I'd rather not take my car.
罗莎不能捎上你吗？她刚好路过那儿 Can't Rosa take you? She drives right by there.
-好吧 那就这样 -好吧？ - Okay, that's fine. - Okay?
所以 六点 说好啦？ So, at 6:00, then?
-六点 -好 - 6:00. - Okay.
在拜占庭餐厅 我会把你的药拿着... At the Byzantine, and I'll get your thing filled...
-好的 谢啦 -好 - Okay, thanks. - All right.
拉里 感谢你愿意出来 我知道你很忙 Larry, thanks for coming out. I know you're busy, and...
我只是好奇 你究竟要告诉我啥 I'm just curious as to what you wanna tell me.
我能说出来并不容易 这事烦恼我很久了... It's not easy for me to say this. It's been bugging me for a while...
我觉得我们的友谊正在一个十字路口 and I think we're at some kind of crossroads.
你都不给我打电话 永远是我主动 You don't call me. I'm always initiating.
我让你帮忙 我让你... I ask you to do things, I ask you...
不管啥事 都是从我这儿起始 Whatever I do, it's always coming from my end...
我觉得啊 要是我不给你打电话 and I feel like, if I never called you...
你就会当我不存在 我们可能就再也做不了朋友了 I'd fall off the face of the earth, and we wouldn't be friends anymore.
我心理咨询师让我当面给你说 我就说了 My shrink actually told me to confront you on this, and I am. That's it.
-我能说实话吗？ -我希望这样 - Can I be honest with you? - I hope so.
-是索菲娅 你女朋友 -索菲娅？ - It's Sofia, it's your girlfriend. - Sofia?
我和她相处不来 I don't get along with her...
所以我就倾向于不打电话 也不想见面 and so I tend not to call, or get together...
你觉得这公平吗？这是我女朋友诶 You actually think that's fair? I mean, this is my girlfriend.
我不知道公不公平 不过这就是我不联系你的原因 I don't know if it's fair but that's what's stopping me.
-这就是我为什么没有打电话 -她是我生命的一部分 - That's why I haven't been calling. - She's an extension of my life.
你看...我就喜欢你老婆 It's like... I love your wife.
她也好几次让我出丑 甚至故意开我玩笑 我也不会说： She's embarrassed me a couple of times, even in jest, and I don't say:
"我不想和你做朋友了。" "I don't wanna be your friend anymore."
我不知道 我只是觉得朋友 不是你想不当就不当的 I don't know, I just don't think a friend can just bolt from a friendship.
谢丽儿和我晚上要出去吃饭 你俩一起来吧？ Cheryl and I are going out to dinner tonight. Why don't the two of you join us?
-你为什么愿意那样做 -因为我想弥补 重新来过 - Why do you wanna do that? - 'Cause I wanna make up, start all over.
-真的？ -真的 - Really? - Yeah.
你不是专门做给...我很感谢你 但她真的是我生命的一部分 You're not just doing this to... I appreciate it, but she's part of my life.
我知道 我也在努力和她做朋友 I know, and I wanna try and be friends with her.
你这样说真好 今天晚上？ This is a very nice gesture. Tonight?
艹 我们饭前有点事要处理 Fuck, I can't. We're doing something early.
你们能晚餐后来我家吗？喝点咖啡吃点甜食啥的 Can you come over after dinner, have coffee and dessert at our place?
好啊 我们也想吃点甜食 我们会来喝咖啡吃甜食的 Yeah, we wanna have dessert. We'll come over for dessert and coffee.
贾斯汀？ Justin?
路易斯 Lewis.
-怎么样？ 嘿 伙计 -真高兴见到你 最近怎么样？ - How you doing? Hey, man. - Good to see you, man, what's happening?
抱歉 身上有汗臭 I'm sorry, I'm funky.
格莱布斯医生 这是我朋友 拉里大卫 Dr. Grambs, this is my friend, Larry David.
-这是我的皮肤科医生 -真的？ - This is my dermatologist. - Really?
得有多久 15年了吧？ What, for 15 years already?
即使有平权法案这种东西？ Even with the whole affirmative action thing?
平权法案(affirmative action)： 即平权运动，指给予少数群体优待以消除歧视、达到平等 主要集中于就业、教育、工程承包和医疗方案
抱歉 你说什么？ I'm sorry. I beg your pardon, what?
-你什么意思？ -我在开玩笑 - What do you mean? - It was a joke.
你是什么意思，"平权法案这种东西"？ What do you mean, "The whole affirmative action thing?"
我在开玩笑 It was a joke.
他是个好人 He's like a buddy.
我认识他 他没有恶意 I know him, he's a sweetheart.
是暗示说我不够格当皮肤科医生咯？ The implication being that I wasn't good enough to be a dermatologist?
不是 别这样 我在开玩笑 No, come on, it was joke.
他是自由派 和我们一伙的 He's a liberal, he's like you and me.
所以 如果我不是黑人 他也会说一样的话咯 是不是？ So, if I wasn't black, he would have said the same thing, or not?
你懂我的意思了吗？ Do you see my point?
我懂 但那是历史层面的问题 今天就算了吧 I see it in a historical sense, but not in a nice-day sense.
你要知道 理查德 我花了太多精力和时间斗争 我不行了 You know, Richard, I've worked too hard and too long at this. I can't do it.
我不知道他什么心思 我是没心思玩了 I don't know what his trip is, but I can't do it.
我没有心思 我在开玩笑！ I don't have any trip. No, it was joke!
我的天 你脑子锈掉啦？ Holy shit! What hit you?
我在开玩笑 It was a joke.
我知道你在开玩笑 但你听起来... I know it's a joke, but you sounded...
就像帕特布坎南的健身好伙伴 like Pat Buchanan's gym partner.
帕特布坎南(Pat Buchanan)：美国著名保守党人士 此处指拉里言论带歧视黑人意味，极度保守
我只是在耍嘴皮子 I was just trying to be affable.
晚上见吧 希望我们能解决...你知道... I'll see you tonight. Hopefully, we'll resolve, you know...
我时不时总会对黑人群体说错话 I tend to say stupid things to black people sometimes.
你得把这句话带进时空胶囊 That's, like, gonna be in the time capsule.
晚些见 I'll see you later on.
我只是在耍嘴皮子 I was just trying to be affable.
真高兴你来了 我知道 这个地方简直了 I'm so glad you're here. I know, this place is crazy.
没有空桌了 你又没预订... There's no tables, you couldn't get a reservation...
我们被排在等待队列里 we're on a waiting list.
你能把我的药给我吗？ Can you give me my prescription?
我想我得去厕所把药涂上 I think I'm gonna go to the ladies' room, and put some on.
-咋了？ -我忘了 - What? - I forgot it.
对不起 我之前心态崩了 因为... I'm sorry, I was so discombobulated because...
天 我简直尴尬得... Oh, my God, I completely humiliated...
-发生啥了？ -我和理查德路易斯在一起 - What happened? - I was with Richard Lewis...
我们正在说话 然后他碰见他的朋友 一个黑人医生 and we were talking, and then he ran into his friend, this black doctor...
我开了一个平权法案的玩笑 过火了 and I made some terrible joke about affirmative action.
非常过火 It was beyond awful.
我相信你大题小作了 I'm sure you're making it out to be more than it was.
我才没有大题小作 相信我 而且他也没理解到是个玩笑 I'm making it out to be less, believe me. And he took it the wrong way.
你为啥非要开那个的玩笑啊？ Why would you even make a joke about that?
我不知道 我在耍嘴皮子 结果耍过头了 I don't know, I was trying to be affable. I was trying too hard.
为啥非开那个的玩笑？ Why even joke about it?
我失误了 我不该说那个话的 I made a mistake. It was a stupid thing to say.
我是个傻蛋 我做了件傻事儿 I'm a schmuck. I did a schmucky thing.
-你道歉了吗？ -我当然道歉了 - Did you apologize? - Of course I apologized.
我只能说 我现在很不开心 因为... I have to say, I'm not real happy right now, because...
那我们先吃饭 之后直接去药店 We'll have dinner and then we'll go right to the drugstore.
-没问题的 -问题是... - No problem. - The problem is...
我们到药店起码还要几个小时 it's gonna be hours before we get there...
因为我们等座位都差不多要一个小时 because we're not even gonna have a seat until, like, an hour.
-是吗？ -是的 而且我都要饿死了 - Really? - Yeah, and I'm starving.
-我有个法子 -你想干嘛？ - Let's try something here. - What are you doing?
-你有打算？ -我有打算 - You have a little plan? - I got a little plan.
你觉得怎么样？ What do you think?
当然好了 可以的 Yeah, sure.
-男人都这么做的 对吧？ -我反正见过别人这么做 - Men do this, right? - I've seen men do it.
-很常见的嘛 -我在电影里见过 - Haven't we seen this? - I've seen men do it in movies.
晚上好 先生 欢迎在拜占庭餐厅就餐 Good evening, sir. Welcome to the Byzantine.
我在好奇 排队还要等多久？ I was curious about... How long is the wait?
看起来恐怕还得等45分钟到1小时 I'm afraid it looks like 45 minutes to an hour.
45分钟到1小时...没有办法能... 45 minutes to an hour. No way to get in...
没办法 先生 我们今晚顾客很多 No, we're very crowded this evening, sir.
我老婆身上很痒 你要知道... My wife's itching, you know...
-我们现在顾客很满 -没有其他办法了？ - Right now we're very full. - Nothing else can be done?
我是想不到什么办法 先生 Nothing that I can think of, sir.
方法总比问题多 对吧？我听说总有方法的 Things are done, right, aren't things done? I hear things are done.
时不时吧 From time to time.
如果你可以做点啥... Anything you can do...
事实上 我想 现在就可以给你们找个位置 你们跟我来？ Actually, I think we can accommodate you right now. Would you like to follow me?
谢谢你 Thank you.
非常感谢 Thank you very much.
-祝你们用餐愉快 -好的！ - Enjoy your dinner. - Okay!
-没想到啊！ -怎么样 我厉害吧 - I'm pretty impressed. - Come on, give it to me!
-我真的没想到 真的 -小事一桩 - I'm very, very impressed. I really am. - No big deal.
我发现你真帅 I am extremely attracted to you right now.
-因为我做了违法的坏事 -是吗？ - That's 'cause it's criminal. - Is it?
女人就喜欢违法的人 她们总是这样 Women are attracted to criminals, and they do that all the time.
百试不爽 到处走走 找到队列就插进去 You could do that. Just walk around, cut in line any time you want.
好吧 你多试试 我们就再也不用排队了 All right. Do it all the time, and we'll never have to wait.
我应该感到内疚吗？ Should I feel guilty about it?
为啥？因为这些人都还在等吗？ Why, because all those people are still waiting?
我没办法停下来去想他们 因为我都要饿死了 I can't stop to think about it because I'm starving.
一个残疾人为什么会用非电动的轮椅 How can a handicapped person use a non-motorized wheelchair?
我不懂 I don't get that.
点在哪儿？对我来说 那是你最大的特权 What's the point to it? To me, that's your big priority.
也许他喜欢锻炼 Maybe he likes the exercise.
-我相信久了就适应了 -他不能买个两种模式都有的吗？ - I'm sure you get used to it. - Can't he get one that has both?
自动和手动都有的那种 Motor and non-motor?
可以两者兼得的呀 想要锻炼就锻炼 不想就调成电动的 You can do both. You want exercise or the motor, you got it.
这种就没有选择了 你只能一直手推 This way has no options. You gotta do this the whole time.
如果你不急着去哪儿 这种没什么问题 If you're not in a hurry to get somewhere, why not?
-特德哈波特在那儿 -谁是特德哈波特？ - There's Ted Harbert. - Who's Ted Harbert?
他原来是ABC的主席 现在在管理NBC工作室 He used to be the president of ABC. Now he runs NBC Studios.
ABC/NBC：美国公共电视台
我得去卫生间 一会儿肯定路过那桌 I have to go to the bathroom. I'm gonna have to walk right by that table.
-有啥问题吗 你不喜欢他？ -他只是太能尬聊了 - What's wrong, you don't like him? - He just makes the worst small talk...
场面一定非常...我肯定再也跑不掉了 and, it's gonna be so... I'll never get out of there.
那就别停下来 一直往前走 顺路打个招呼就行 Just don't stop. Just keep walking and say hello.
肯定要停下来啊 你不能说个你好就走掉吧 You have to stop. You can't just say hello, and walk on.
-你猜啥？ -黑鲈 - You know what? - Sea bass.
隔两家还有个饭店 我去那儿 There's a restaurant two doors down. I'm gonna go in there.
那儿可以上厕所 I'm gonna go to the bathroom in there.
你要离开这家饭店 去用其它地方的厕所？ You're gonna leave this restaurant to go use the bathroom somewhere else?
你疯了吗？ Are you out of your mind?
不管 我不想去打招呼 我不喜欢打招呼 No, I don't wanna say hello. I don't like those hellos.
卫生间在那边吗？ Men's room?
拉里 拉里大卫 Larry, Larry David.
-近来可好？ -还行 - How you doing? - Okay.
你还记得我吗？丹妮斯潘德格拉斯 Do you remember me, Denise Pendergrass?
我们几年前有过一次面试 We had a meeting a few years ago?
我们见面谈了你当时做的那个电影项目 I met with you about that film project you were doing.
酸葡萄 招的是执行制片人 Sour Grapes, the line producer.
-啊 我记得 -对 - Yes, I remember. - That's right.
你猜啥？我很高兴碰到你了 You know what? I'm so glad I ran into you.
因为我们面试很顺利 你说我简历看起来很好 'Cause we had a really nice meeting. You said my resume looked great...
你说我合适那个职位 然后 就没有消息了 and you said I was qualified, and then, I didn't hear from you.
这么多年 我都在想出什么问题了 因为我很想和你共事 All these years, I wondered what happened, 'cause I really wanted to work with you.
还有 最后拿到工作那个人叫啥来着？ And, what was the person's name that got that job?
-他叫那个... -巴里 - What was... - Barry.
-巴里 你的一个朋友？ -我老婆的朋友 - Barry, a friend of yours? - Friend of my wife.
-你老婆的朋友 是黑人朋友吗？ -不是 - A friend of your wife. A black friend? - No.
那就对了 This is the thing.
我是喝了几杯 不过该说的还是要说 I had a couple of margaritas, but I'm not gonna hold back.
我在想啊 I just was wondering.
你为啥这么不情愿给我这类人一个工作呢？ Why do you have a problem giving somebody like me a job?
啥？不情愿？你说啥呢？ What? A problem? What are you talking about?
有很多人面试那个职位 There's a lot of people interviewed for that.
那不一样 你和我 我俩可谈得拢了 Yeah, but, you and I, we had a rapport.
是 但这个人认识我老婆 只是因为这个 We did, but the guy knew my wife, that's all it was.
我知道你在暗示什么 但那太糟糕了 I know what you're implying, but that's really awful.
-你讲的太可怕了 -我讲的是... - What you're saying is terrible. - What I'm saying is...
我看了你的剧 宋飞传 七年八年吧 一个黑人都没有 I watched your show, Seinfeld, for seven, eight years, and not one black person.
我在纽约住了好几年 那里有一大堆黑人 I lived in New York for years, there's a plethora of black people there...
但是不知怎么的 伊莱恩从没有过黑人男朋友 but, somehow, Elaine can never have a black boyfriend
-你乱说 -杰瑞从来没有过黑人女朋友 -That's not true. -Jerry never had any black girlfriend.
在他们的朋友圈子里 没一个长我这样的 In their circle of friends, nobody looks like me.
这是为啥呢？拉里大卫是对黑人有什么偏见吗？ What is that about? Is it a black thing with Larry David?
没有偏见！啥见都没有 There's no black thing! It's a nothing!
别说了 像我这样的黑人姐妹 一眼就看出来有没有了 No, a sister like me can see through things like this.
我想让你知道 我有你手机号码了 And I want you to know, that I got your number now.
什么号码 你才没有号码呢？我根本就没有手机号码 There's no number, you don't have a number! I don't have a number!
我看了酸葡萄了 真是片如其名 I saw Sour Grapes, and the title was very apropos.
也许我没拿到那份工作是因祸得福 Maybe it was a blessing in disguise that I did not get that job.
我只希望你享用一个愉快的晚餐 谢了您 拉里大卫先生 I just hope you have a very nice dinner. Thank you, Mr. Larry David.
-你去哪儿了？ -抱歉 - Where have you been? - Sorry.
我们都还没点餐呢 我要死了都 We haven't even ordered, and I'm dying.
我在饭点的卫生间外面碰到这个女的 I got accosted by this woman outside the men's room, at this restaurant...
她面试过一个职位 是酸... and she interviewed for a job on Sour...
-嗨 特德 -你好 - Hey, Ted! - How are you?
-你好 -很高兴见到你 - Good. How you doing? - Nice seeing you.
-这是我老婆 谢丽儿 这是特德哈波特 -嗨 - This is my wife, Cheryl. This is Ted Harbert. - Hi.
很高兴见到你们 你好 你们刚坐下吗？ Nice to see you. How you doing? You guys just sitting down?
是 刚要准备点菜 Yeah. Just about to order.
说来 你最近在打高尔夫吗？ So, you been playing any golf lately?
-打吧 打的怎么样？-一般般吧 - Yeah, playing okay? - Yeah, so-so.
我在我那家俱乐部搞到一张会员卡 At my club, I got a member guest next month.
我找了其他几个人 你要一起来打吗？ I've got a couple of other guys. You wanna come?
好的 就这些了 Okay, we're all set.
这是10天的量 一定坚持把10天吃完 别碰奶制品 好吧 It's 10 days, make sure you take all 10 days. And watch the dairy. Okay.
我还专门说了，"不要菲达奶酪" 他们非得放菲达奶酪进去吗？ And I specifically said, "No feta cheese." Do they have to put feta cheese in?
-你听到我说了 对不？ -我是听到你说了 - You heard me say it, right? - I did hear you say it.
-嗨 -你好 - Hi. - Hello.
只是需要开下这个处方单上的药 尽快 Just need this prescription filled out, as soon as possible.
当然 Sure.
我得了皮炎 实在... I've got dermatitis, and it's...
-交给我们 -谢了 - We'll get it taken care of. - Thank you.
等他找一下 找到你们就可以开了 As soon as he finds it, we'll get this thing rolling.
慢慢来 Take your time.
怎么了？ What's wrong?
我可能把处方单给餐馆经理了 I think I gave the maitre d' the prescription.
-我的处方单？ -是的 因为你看... - My prescription? - Yeah, 'cause look...
-你怎么会那么做呢？ -我兜里有张叠起来的20美刀 - Why would you do that? - There's a $20 bill folded in my pocket.
这是要给餐馆经理的 它在我兜里干嘛？ This was for the maitre d'. What's it doing in my pocket?
我不知道 我下午就把处方单给你了 I don't know. I gave you the prescription this afternoon.
我知道 然后我把它叠起来 放在装20美刀那个裤兜里了 I know, and I folded it up, and it was in the same pocket as the $20...
我肯定是把手伸进兜里 然后拿出... and I must have put my hand in my pocket and pulled out...
你都没看一下吗 拉里？ Did you not look at it, Larry?
-摸起来就像20美刀 -怎么会发生这种事？ - It felt like the $20. - How could that happen?
-它们都是叠起来的 摸起来太像了 -他也没看一下吗？ - They were folded up, they felt alike! - Didn't he look at it?
没有 他们都是拿到就揣兜里了 No, they take it and put it in their pocket.
这20美刀怎么还在我手上？ Why would I have the $20 on me?
这是打算给餐馆经理的20美刀！ This was the $20 that was designated for the maitre d'!
-我们回去吧 -我的天！ - Let's just go back to the restaurant. - Oh, my God!
为什么不直接给你医生打电话？ Why don't we just call your doctor?
除非是生死攸关的急事 不能在周末给我医生打电话的 You can't call my doctor on the weekends, unless it's a life-threatening emergency.
你打去他留言机 机器都会告诉你 你没办法呼叫他 If you call his machine, it'll tell you you can't page him.
-你打过 机器这么说的？ -是 - You called up and that's what it said? - Yeah.
这叫怪人 你知道吗？ That is obscene, you know that?
"不能在周末打扰医生 "Can't disturb the doctor on the weekend.
"不要给泽普勒医生... "Don't call the Dr. Zeppler...
"在周末打电话 除非生死攸关" "on the weekend unless it's life-threatening."
"诺曼 有人在打电话吗？ "Norman, is somebody calling?
"谁在打电话啊？我们在吃饭呢 诺曼！ "Who's calling? We're in the middle of dinner, Norman!
"最好是生死攸关 否则你不准离开这个房子！" "This better be life-threatening, or you're not gonna leave this house!"
别说了 当我求你了 Come on, please, I'm begging you.
"诺曼... "Norman...
"除非他们房子着火了 "unless they were burned in a fire...
"否则我不希望你从椅子上起来 "I don't want you getting up from your chair.
"听到了吗 诺曼？" "Do you understand, Norman?"
听着 我欠你一个郑重的道歉 真是对不起 之前... Okay, I owe you a huge apology. I'm so sorry. When I was in earlier...
我以为我给你的是钱 结果我把我老婆的处方单给你了 I thought I was giving you money, and I gave you my wife's prescription.
我记得 I remember.
她很需要那个 还在你这儿吗？ She really needs it. Do you have it?
你得去垃圾桶里找了 穿过那些双开门就是 You'll find it in a trash can, right through those double doors.
请自便 Help yourself.
-等一下 -你找到了吗？看到了吗？ - Wait a second. - Did you find it? Do you see it?
-没有 不是这个 -不是这个 - No, that's not it. - No, that wasn't it.
我觉得我要吐了 I think I'm gonna be sick.
你们之前有没有在这儿看到一张纸 You didn't happen to see a piece of paper here earlier?
-一张小小的白色处方单 -没有 - A little white prescription piece of paper? - No.
你往下面翻翻 You should go through the middle of it...
我到处都翻了 谢丽儿 没有！ I've been looking all over, Cheryl. I can't find it!
-你想让我钻进去找吗？ -想 如果那样能找到的话 拉里 - You want me to get in the can? - If that's what it takes, Larry, I guess, yeah.
-要不去看急诊？ -不要 你开玩笑吧 - How about going to an emergency room? - No, are you kidding?
我们在那儿得排8小时的队 We'd sit there for eight hours.
这真是令人愉悦的活动 不如之后再把我关进厕所里吧 This is a very pleasant activity. Can you lock me in a toilet after this?
你本可以在我刚提到的时候就去把药取了 You could pick up my prescription when I ask the first time...
这些事就都不会发生了 then none of this would have happened.
等下 不如去找理查德的朋友？ Wait a second. What about Richard's friend?
他是皮肤科医生啊 我今天冒犯的那个人 He's a dermatologist. The guy I offended today.
那个黑人？他是皮肤科医生？ The black guy? He's a dermatologist?
是的 我们反正也要去理查德家 Yes, we're going over to Richard's anyway.
我可以给他打电话道个歉 他可以给药店打电话开个处方 I could call him and apologize. He could phone in the prescription for us.
行啊 试试吧 Yeah, let's try that.
-嗨 -嘿 - Hi! - Hey!
吃了吗？见到你真好 How are you? Good to see you.
你猜啥？你不想离我太近的 You know what? You don't wanna get too close to me right now.
-我们这儿出了点状况 -不着急 你说 - We had a bit of a problem here. - Relax, we'll talk it out.
索菲娅在打电话 她一会儿就说完了 Sofia's on the phone. She'll be off in a second.
-我们不打算久留 -什么意思？ - We're not really gonna be able to stay. - What do you mean?
-因为... -我现在有点皮肤的问题 - Because... - I've got a skin problem right now.
皮肤炎 而且扩散的很开 问题比较严重 理查德 It's this dermatitis and it's spreading is the problem, Richard.
我们整晚开车跑来跑去 因为我本来拿着处方单... We've been driving all night because I had a prescription...
我没有搞掉 但怎么说呢 现在没在我们手上了 I didn't lose it, but, whatever. We don't have it anymore.
你为什么不给你医生打电话呢？ Why don't you call your doctor?
-我不能在周末给他打电话 -想打扰这些人很困难的 - I can't call him on the weekends. - It's hard to bother these people.
现在情况是 我们不认识其它医生 找不到人能帮她 The thing is, we don't know any doctors, or anybody who can help her.
我能到想的唯一一个人... The only guy I could think of...
就是你的那个朋友 那个皮肤科医生 is your friend from... The dermatologist.
今天那个朋友？贾斯汀？ The guy from today? Justin?
也许你可以给他打个电话 他给药房打电话开个处方 Maybe if you could just call him, and he could call in a prescription.
我得说 你也知道... I mean, you can imagine...
他今天快把你当作詹姆斯·厄尔·雷一样了 You were like James Earl Ray today, with this guy.
詹姆斯·厄尔·雷(James Earl Ray)：刺杀马丁路德金凶手
我知道 I know.
我会打的 我是爱你的 我这就去打 I'll do it, I love you, I'm doing it...
你就给他说我要道歉 我想和他谈谈 Just tell him I'll apologize. I wanna talk to him.
我很抱歉发生的事 I'm so sorry about what happened.
这电话打的 和做噩梦一样 This is like a nightmare call.
-很抱歉 让你为难了 -我们真的很感激 - I'm sorry for making you do it. - We really appreciate it.
亲爱的 嗨 大卫夫妇来了 Honey, hello, the Davids are here.
听着 谢丽儿那儿有点医疗紧急事故 Listen, she has a medical emergency.
亲爱的 宝贝 我在打电话呢 Honey, baby, I'm on the phone.
-我正在打电话 -你得... - I'm on the phone. - You have to get...
我们甚至不知道这位医生在不在家 We don't even know if the guy's gonna be home or not.
亲爱的 够了 甜心！ Honey, enough, darling!
我在打电话 稍等 I'm on the phone. I'm sorry.
-我在打电话 你等一会儿 -你快把电话挂了 - I'm on the phone, just one second. - Just hang up the phone.
她有医疗紧急事故 她皮疹发了 很严重 She has a medical emergency. She has a tremendous rash.
你猜啥？ You know what?
把号码给我们 我们去车上打 Just get the number, we'll call in the car.
你能把电话挂了吗？ Will you hang up the phone?
-开心了吗？ -开心了 - Are you happy? - I'm very happy.
那真好 现在我们都开心了 你开心 他开心 我也开心 Good, now we're all happy. You're happy, he's happy, I'm happy.
她得病了 你没有 这个理由充分不？ She's sick and you're not, how's that?
上帝啊 我简直糗到姥姥家了 Jesus Christ, I'm so fucking embarrassed by all this shit.
-我很抱歉 -别 没啥好抱歉的 - I'm really sorry about this. - No, don't be sorry.
格雷布斯医生？ Dr. Grambs?
嗨 我很抱歉周末还给你打电话 是 我是路易斯 Hi, I'm sorry to call you on a weekend. Yeah, it's Lewis.
我刚把我经纪人挂了 再见都没说 I just hung up with my agent on the phone, without even saying goodbye.
-这是通很重要的电话 -管好你他妈自己的事 - This is a very important call. - Mind your own fucking business here!
这就是我的事！ It is my business!
他非常懊恼后悔 但他老婆现在得了个...叫啥来着？ He really feels horrible about it, but his wife has this... What's it called?
-皮肤炎 -皮肤炎 你说啥？ - Dermatitis. - Dermatitis, and what?
他在搞笑 他不是认真的 He's funny. He didn't mean it.
他想郑重地道歉 他绝对不是故意想... He wants to apologize profusely. The last thing he would mean is that...
我得帮他们 我也不知道该咋办了 I need to help them. I'm lost.
她病的很严重 她联系不上她的医生 又需要开一张处方 She's very sick, she can't reach her doctor, and she needs to get a prescription...
否则这东西还要扩散 我真想帮他们解决这事儿 otherwise this thing's gonna spread, and I really wanna come through for them.
真的吗？ Really?
你太好了 You're unbelievable.
他说你们可以去他家里 He says if you come over to the house.
他不能在电话上开处方 不合职业道德 He can't prescribe over phone. It's unethical.
-可以吗？ -当然了 你开玩笑吗？ - You'll do that? - Of course, are you kidding?
医生 你太好了 你地址是？ Doctor, you're really the best. What's your address?
好的 稍等 电话号码是？好的 谢了 Yeah, hold on, what's the number? Okay, thanks.
-非常感谢 -天 - Thank you so much. - Christ.
怎么去那儿呢？ How do you get there?
-给美国汽车协会打电话 祝康复 -真是感谢 - Call the AAA. Just get better. - Thanks so much.
祝你早日康复 Just get better.
-再见到你真开心 -我见到你也很开心 - Nice to see you again! - Nice to see you, too.
前方右转 Right turn ahead.
-你听到了吗？ -听到了 - Did you hear that? - Yeah, I did hear it.
是导航系统！我调好了 起作用了！ The navigation system! I figured it out, it's working!
它正在准确地告诉我们怎么去医生家！ It's telling us exactly how to go to the doctor's house!
我等不及要给我爸妈打电话了 I can't wait to call my parents.
他们肯定骄傲死了！ They are gonna be so proud of me!
要是我给我爸说我把导航调好了 When I tell my father I figured out that navigation system...
他肯定从椅子上跳起来 说来他也有一个导航 he's gonna flip his wig. And he's got one, too.
我们能把收音机打开吗？ Can we turn on the radio?
他肯定为他的拉里感到骄傲 竟然把导航系统调出来了！ He's gonna be very proud of Larry, figuring out the navigation system!
-你得了 -"爸爸呀，我不蠢呢！" - Please. - "Daddy, I'm not so stupid!"
我们能把收音机打开吗？ Can we turn on the radio?
不行 那样就听不到导航了 No, 'cause then we won't be able to hear the navigator.
前方右转 Right turn ahead.
-嗨 -嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
嗨 我是拉里大卫 这是我妻子 谢丽儿 Hi, I'm Larry David. This is my wife, Cheryl.
-我们是理查德路易斯的朋友 他打过电话了 -是的 我是唐娜 - We're a friend of Richard Lewis. He called. - Yes. I'm Donna.
我老公在客厅 请进 My husband's in the living room. Please, come in.
非常感谢你们让我们过来 Thank you so much for having us.
非常抱歉 在周末刚开始的时候来打扰你们 Sorry to disturb you at the beginning of your weekend.
没事 计划赶不上变化嘛 That's okay, the best laid plans always will change...
所以别抱歉啦 都进来吧 so let's not worry about it. Come on in.
我认为黑人群体对医学持怀疑态度 I think black people have a mistrust of the medical profession...
就是那次实验遗留下的恶果 because of the vestiges of that experiment.
-就是这样 -说的太对了 - Exactly. - Absolutely.
请 Please.
请进 Please, come in.
我们没有妨碍到什么事儿吧 I hope we're not disturbing anything.
抱歉 亲爱的 Excuse me, sweetie.
各位 这是拉里大卫 这是他的妻子 谢丽儿 Everybody, this is Larry David, and his wife, Cheryl.
-你们好 -嗨 - Hello. - Hi.
-嗨 吃了没？ -大卫女士 很高兴见到你 - Hi, how you doing? - Mrs. David, a pleasure to meet you.
很高兴见到你 真是感谢你 It is so nice to meet you. Thank you so much.
我们今晚真是折腾够了 真的十分感激你... We've had quite a time tonight, and I really appreciate you...
你能帮忙真是太好心了 我们感激不尽 It's so nice of you to do this. We appreciate it so much.
我很高兴我能帮上忙 让我看看什么情况 I'm glad I could be of help. Let's go take a look at that.
再次抱歉 今天... And again, I'm so sorry about...
-老天有眼 我真的不知道我怎么会说那样的话 -我想是我反应过度了 - God Almighty, I can't believe I said that. - I think I might have overreacted.
不是的不是的 是我说的话太傻了 No, I don't think so. It was completely idiotic.
贾斯汀 他说啥了？ Justin, what did he say?
我们想听听 We'd like to hear it.
拉里 这是加州理工物理系的罗杰教授 Larry, this is Professor Roget from Caltech Physics.
吃了没？ How are you doing?
-都说啥了 我们想听一下 -我们想知道 - What was said, we'd like to hear it. - We'd like to know.
相信我 你们不会想听的 Believe me, you don't wanna hear this.
-是啥嘛 我们很想知道 -为啥不呢？ - What is it, we'd love to hear it. - Why not?
啥？你开玩笑呢 What? You're kidding.
行了 信我的 啥都不是 你们这个聚会很有趣啊 Come on, believe me, it was nothing. You're having a nice party here.
都吃着 你看这儿有花生 饼干 还有饮料 Eat. You got peanuts and cookies. Drinks.
你们大概正在进行一场别开生面的讨论 You're probably having a very stimulating conversation...
结果我们闯进来了 所以听我的...我建议你们继续 因为... until we came in, so, believe me... My advice to you, go back, because...
我同意他说的 I agree with him.
拉里 你在道歉诶 Larry, you're apologizing.
不会平白无故地道歉吧 Apologizing for nothing?
我也希望有个啥故 I wish it was something.
但真的没有什么大事儿 I am apologizing for pretty much nothing.
就是平白无故 不重要啦 It is nothing. It's so unimportant.
哎呀 拉里 说出来嘛 和我们分享一下 Come on, Larry, please, share with us.
行了 说出来吧 拉里 Come on, spit it out, Larry.
听起来很有趣 It sounds interesting.
我们很感兴趣你要说的事 We're very interested in hearing what you have to say.
那我们说好啊 I'll make a deal with you folks, okay?
我们告诉你们 然后这事儿就撇一边不谈了 好吧？ We'll tell you what it was, and then we can move on.
-好吧 拉里你说 -说吧 拉里 和我们都讲讲 - All right, Larry. - Come on, just share it with us, Larry.
让我们听一下 究竟什么事儿 Let us hear about it. What is it?
我和我一个朋友走在一起... I was walking along, with my friend...
在圣塔莫尼卡的海滩边 near the beach in Santa Monica...
格雷布斯医生慢跑经过 and Dr. Grambs comes jogging by...
他身材很好 这个人 顺便一说啊 真的好 He's in very good shape, this man, by the way. Very good shape.
-别插科打诨了 快说 -快 然后呢 - Come on, let's not beat around the bush. - Come on, let's go.
我说... I said...
我朋友给我介绍格雷布斯医生时... When he introduced me to Dr. Grambs...
他说他是格雷布斯医生的病人 我说： he told me that he's a patient of Dr. Grambs, and I said:
"都有平权法案这种东西了，你还让他给你治病？" "You let him work on you even with the whole affirmative action thing?"
你们知道的 因为... You know, 'cause...
我在开玩笑 这是个糟糕的玩笑 It was a joke. It was a bad joke.
我耍嘴皮子过头了 我嘴皮子没耍对 I was trying to be too affable. I went overboard in my affability.
-那你支持平权法案吗？ -完全支持 - Are you in favor of affirmative action? - Completely in favor of it.
我觉得白人就该什么都没有 I don't think white people should have anything!
我觉得我们应该睡到大街上 捡垃圾吃 我们应该那样... I think we should be sleeping on the street, eating crumbs, and we should be that way...
活好几百年 真的 我甚至不是开玩笑 for a couple of hundred years, and I'm not even joking about that.
大伙 他是个谐星 他平时就是说段子的 我反应过度了 Guys, he's a comedian. He makes funny lines all the time. I overreacted.
而且他就是没过脑子就说了 And he knocked it off the top off his head.
他要是写下来 审一遍 会好很多 He's much better when he has a chance to write it, and look it over.
所以 他已经得到教训了？ So, maybe he's learned a lesson from all this?
是的 你说的很对 Yeah, you can say that again.
我本来想加个"姐妹"的 但意识到不对... I was about to say "sister," but I can't...
好啦大伙 所以 大卫女士 让我看一下你的手吧 Okay, everyone. So, Mrs. David, let me take a look at that arm, please.
谢谢你 好的 Thank you, yes, okay.
拉里大卫先生 一晚上见你两次 我真是走运了 Mr. Larry David. Twice in one evening. I'm on a roll.
朋友们 这就是拉里大卫 My friends, this is Larry David...
一个不愿意给黑人姐妹一份工作的人 the man who refused to hire a sister for a job...
尽管我完全适合那工作 for which I was clearly qualified
因为他搞歧视 彻头彻尾的种族歧视者 because he's a racist, a bona fide racist...
他无论什么情况 就不愿意给任何黑人工作机会 who preferred not to work with any black people under any circumstances...
然后把所有好工作都给他白人老婆的白人朋友 and gives all the good jobs to his white wife's white friends.
晚上好哟 Good evening.
我觉得你最好给医生打个电话 I think you better call the doctor.
我不能在周末给他打电话 I'm not allowed to call the doctor on the weekend.
我觉得没有其它选择了 只能给他打电话了 I don't think we have a choice. I think we have to call him.
我们没有其它办法了 真的 亲爱的 打吧 We're out of options, really. Honey, come on.
我给他打电话吧 打他传呼机 I'm gonna call him. I'm gonna page him.
等等 我留哪个电话？ Wait. So what number do I put in?
留家里的吧 我们马上就到家了 Put in our home number. We'll be home in a minute.
好吧 他收到传呼了 就这样 All right, he's paged. That's it.
-好 -完事儿 - Great. - It's done.
最糟糕的情况是什么？ What's the worst that could happen?
-不知道 -他能干嘛 把我俩杀了？ - I don't know. - What's he gonna do, kill us?
你好？ Hello?
爸 我现在不能接电话 真不行 我之后给你打回去 Dad, I can't talk to you right now! No, I'll call you back!
你好？泽普勒医生？ Hello? Dr. Zeppler?
嗨 我是谢丽儿大卫 Hi, it's Cheryl David.
我把你下午给我的处方单搞掉了 I lost the prescription you gave me earlier this afternoon...
我现在急需您再开一张 and I desperately need another one right away.
是不是性命攸关？ A life-threatening emergency?
-你快把自己挠死了 -我觉得我快把自己挠死了 - You could scratch yourself to death! - I feel like I could scratch myself to death...
如果不加以治疗的话 我也不知道 if it goes untreated. I mean, I don't know...
是西区的朗氏药房 It's the Longs Drugstore on the West Side.
谢谢您 是的 我不会再在周末给您打电话了 非常感谢您 Thank you. No, I won't ever call you on the weekend again. Thank you so much.
"不会再在周末给您打电话了" 我的天 这人太混蛋了吧 "Won't ever call you on the weekend." My God, what a jerk this guy is.
至少我们搞定了 At least we got it.
换个医生吧 这人就是个傻蛋 Get yourself a new doctor. This guy's an idiot.
-我去把药取了 -你想让我一起去吗？ - I'm gonna go pick it up. - Do you want me to go with you?
不用了 你去洗个热水澡 我12到15分钟左右就回来 No, go take a hot bath, and I'll be back in 12, 15 minutes.
好 Okay.
医生说了 你一定要及时更新处方单 好吧？ The doctor says you just wanna get your prescriptions renewed on time, okay?
至于这个 快速两针就好了 Now, in terms of this, it's just two quick shots.
这个提前付费 好吧？早日康复 Pay for that up front, okay? And good luck with that.
下一位 巴西先生 Okay, Mr. Brazil.
好叻 我希望你... All right, I want you to...
抱歉 打扰一下 我医生给你们打电话开了一张处方给我妻子 Excuse me, I'm sorry. My doctor called in a prescription for my wife.
-你的名字？ -大卫 是泽普勒医生的病人 - Your name? - David. Yeah, Dr. Zeppler.
泽普勒 啊 在这儿 Zeppler, yes, we got that.
大概要等45分钟到1个小时 好吧？ It's gonna be about 45 minutes to an hour, okay?
巴西先生 Mr. Brazil.
呃 那个 情况很紧急 我没开玩笑 I mean, it's really, it's an emergency. I'm not kidding.
-她一直在挠 都快挠散架了 -我理解 先生 - She's scratching, she's broken out all over. - I understand, sir.
你需要等45分钟到1个小时 你自己看 还有这么多人呢 It's gonna be about 45 minutes to an hour. You see, we have a backup.
好 阅读这上面的说明书 这个要提前付钱 Okay, just read all the indications on it. It's very important, pay for that up front.
好 下一位是格雅风 Okay, next is Guyaphone.
好 Okay.
好叻 这个很简单 但我希望确认你读了... All right, this is pretty simple, but I wanna make sure that you read all the...
我没有把你忘了 福帕先生 你再等几分钟 I haven't forgotten about you, Mr. Filpot. It's just gonna be a couple more minutes...
一会儿才到你 我们还在备药 I'm not quite ready for you. We need to get straightened out.
抱歉 I'm sorry...
咋了 Yes.
有什么办法可以解决这事吗？ Is there anything that can be done about this?
"解决"？什么意思？ "Done"? I don't understand.
你知道的 我听说事情是可以解决的 You know, I hear things are done.
事情可以解决？ Things are done?
这是啥？ What is this?
-你想贿赂我吗？ -不是 - Are you trying to bribe me? - No.
你觉得你可以贿赂我？我看起来像是可以贿赂吗？ You think you can bribe me? Do I look like I can be bribed?
-不是 我是在提前付钱 -你想贿赂一个药师？ - No, I'm paying in advance. - Are you trying to bribe a pharmacist?
把你的钱拿走！没人可以贿赂药师！ Take your money! Nobody bribes a pharmacist!
-滚！现在！ -对不起 - Get out, right now! - I'm sorry.
保安！ Security!
我记住你了 伙计！ I'll remember you, buddy!
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